Jack Kuveke

Today I graduated from Stanford University Graduate School of Business, here's how I got into the elite school without a college degree:
 
 1. I studied hours a day for 6 months to get a top 1% GMAT score (thank god for Adderall and ZYN)
 
 2. I hustled my way into a top investment banking firm to bolster my resume (Jamie Dimon lost a bet to my dad on the golf course and was forced to pull a couple strings)
 
 3. I volunteered at a homeless shelter even though I feel like they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps 
 
 When these strategies failed to get me into Stanford, Harvard, Columbia, and MIT I pulled out my uno reverse card & did the unthinkable:
 
 I donated $750k to each school & within days I received personal phone calls from the deans of every top university in America. 
 
 This validation reminded me that I am just as smart & talented as my peers
 
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