Jack Kuveke

I’ve made $4M this year as an Instagram self help guru. Here’s my step by step playbook for how you can do the same: 
 
 Step 1: Get abs. No one will take seriously if you’re not ripped, so take the last $58 in your bank account & get planet fitness membership 
 
 Step 2: Pick a scam to sell to your audience. It can be drop shipping, vending machines, amazon fulfillment, etc. Your audience will have a collective IQ of 42 so you can really pick anything you want. 
 
 Step 3: Hire models to take photos with you & your laptop. Be sure to have a dashboard pulled up showing your followers how much fake money you’re making every week. 
 
 Step 4: Sneak into local car dealerships at night, and take photos with expensive cars that aren’t yours. 
 
 Step 5: Be more unhinged with every Instagram post. Start wearing insane sunglasses, get a tattoo of a Chinese proverb on your neck, & exclusively wear silk underwear
 
 Final step: Move to either Miami, Dubai, or LA & buy a strip club. This is where you’ll spend your final years before you’re inevitably raided by the IRS. 
 
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